Small Town Info

One cousin's wife grew up in a small town down the road. Do you know how to cross a hot tar road when you're barefoot? Get paper bags from the Chinese grocery store and wear them like galooshes. And if you are bored at night, you can always kick the street lights. One good kick and you can put out all five of them at one time and plunge the town into darknesses. She and I tried it in a much bigger town, but we never were able to knock that first one out.